I give up. How many Juraj Mikuses are there? (And just how excellent is his missile?)

It appears to me to be one guy who was drafted by Montreal, remained unsigned, went back into the draft, was drafted by Toronto, possibly went unsigned again, and possibly now has been invited to the Kings rookie camp, and is either 6’1″ or 6’4″, is right handed or else left handed and plays forward but maybe defense. Possibly these are pictures of him. Or them.

Inside the Kings commenter “Cynic” ran an article on him through Google Translator and got this: “It is a tall, outspoken, intelligent player with good hands and excellent missile.”

Nice. Lombardi said we needed that, I think.

Okay, but this guy (below, maple leaf sweater) is not the same guy as the skinny one. Right? So maybe there are two. It’s certainly funnier if there are two completely unrelated Juraj Mikuses both playing hockey, maybe both in the NHL.

I mean, I assume they’re not from the same family. Because that would be weird.


  3 comments for “I give up. How many Juraj Mikuses are there? (And just how excellent is his missile?)

  1. paincorp
    July 9, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    Thanks for the mention Q-, but ianmonsta found the translation. I just found that gem in the translation. Regardless, I just hope the missile they are referring to is the one Lombardi wants……wait, let’s rephrase that.

    Let’s hope that the missile is the SHOT that Lombardi wants….well, that sounds just as dirty. Anyway…..

    The easy way to sort out which Juraj is which is to find out which one has the missile. That will be one job I WON’T volunteer for….

  2. 88fingerslukee
    July 9, 2009 at 8:02 PM

    This is the most brilliant post I’ve ever seen. Its lone comment is directly behind it in brilliance.

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