Down Goes Brown: The NHL’s secret plan to regain its popularity – Toronto Maple Leafs Blog – Humor. Commentary. Despair.

Hilarious:

To better attract southern US fans, zambonis will now travel 190 mph, only turn left, and occasionally crash into the end boards and explode.

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