Kings’ Scramble

Fun for probably no-one, but, well…sorry. I accidentally made anagrams of every Kings player and a handful of prospects. Two of the players yielded no anagrams at all, so in one case I used his full nickname, and in the other I used the phonetic pronunciation of his most interesting name. I guess there will have to be some kind of prize for getting the most right, or, alternately, anyone who bothers.

A Hockey Smith
Adrenal Fox Lover
Advised We Risk
Cello’s Armor
Cuddle Pertly
Darn Horrid Scab
Dour Scribe
Drop Her Later
Err Reeks Big
Her Canny Bends
Hand us Zilch, Ma
Hot Ninja Quack
It Burns Down
Jay’s No Nerd
Jilt Mini L.A. Wuss
Junk Chicken Jogs for a Month
Met an Egret
My Shy Rant
No Darn Bagels
No Zip Karate
Old Neon Lanes
One Kind Violator
Rattler’s Jolt
Sew-On Dynamism (or) Damn Messy Wino (or) My Snowman Side
Tree Butt Clone
Visas in a Train
Wed Thy Gourd
You See Me Hooky?


  7 comments for “Kings’ Scramble

  1. November 30, 2009 at 9:33 PM

    Thanks for ruining my night. I want some stake knives.

    A Hockey Smith: Thomas Hickey
    Adrenal Fox Lover: Alexander Frolov
    Advised We Risk: Davis Drewiske
    Cello’s Armor: Oscar Moller
    Cuddle Pertly: Teddy Purcell
    Darn Horrid Scab: Brad Richardson
    Dour Scribe: Rob Scuderi
    Drop Her Later: Peter Harrold
    Err Reeks Big: Erik Ersberg
    Her Canny Bends: Brayden Schenn
    Hand us Zilch, Ma: Michal Handzus
    Hot Ninja Quack: Jonathan Quick
    It Burns Down: Dustin Brown
    Jay’s No Nerd: Randy Jones
    Jilt Mini L.A. Wuss: Justin Williams
    Junk Chicken Jogs for a Month: Jack “Motherfucking” Johnson
    Met an Egret: Matt Greene
    My Shy Rant: Ryan Smyth
    No Darn Bagels: Brandon Segal
    No Zip Karate: Anze Kopitar
    Old Neon Lanes: Sean O’Donnell
    One Kind Violator: Andrei Loktionov
    Rattler’s Jolt: Jarret Stoll
    Sew-On Dynamism (or) Damn Messy Wino (or) My Snowman Side: Wayne Simmonds
    Spectators: Scott Parse
    Tree Butt Clone: Colten Teubert
    Visas in a Train: Raitis Ivanans
    Wed Thy Gourd: Drew Doughty
    You See Me Hooky? YOU EYE ME KOOSH! (Juraj Mikus)

    Needless to say, I am going to use so many of these in the future. Kudos to you. Incredible list. My favorite at the moment is “Damn Messy Wino” but “Hot Ninja Quack” is a close second!

  2. Brad
    November 30, 2009 at 10:08 PM

    I got all but two:

    Thomas Hickey
    Alexander Frolov
    Davis Drewiske
    Oscar Moller
    Teddy Purcell
    Brad Richardson
    Rob Scuderi
    Peter Harrold
    Erik Ersberg
    Michal Handzus
    Jonathan Quick
    Dustin Brown
    Randy Jones
    Justin Williams
    Jack Motherfucking Johnson
    Matt Greene
    Ryan Smyth
    Anze Kopitar
    Sean O’Donnell
    Andrei Loktionov
    Jarrett Stoll
    Wayne Simmonds
    Scott Parse
    Colten Teubert
    Raitis Ivanans
    Drew Doughty
    You(r) Eye Me Koosh

  3. Brad
    November 30, 2009 at 10:09 PM

    damn. too slow!

  4. quisp
    November 30, 2009 at 11:30 PM

    Damn, you guys are speedy, though. I posted the list and realized I forgot to write down who is who, so I had to decode them myself and it took awhile. I do love “tree butt clone” and all of the Simmonds ones, possibly especially “sew-on dynamism.” “A hockey smith” is ingenious…of Mr and Mrs Hickey to make sure his name spells hockey. And “rattler’s jolt” suits Stoll, I think.

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