Scenes from the Father-Son Dinner – Battle of California

Genius:

Tim Stoll (Jarret’s Dad): So, Raitis, I’m sorry to hear your dad couldn’t end up making it, but I thought he was going to.

Raitis Ivanans: Well, I guess he ran into a little problem at Customs and couldn’t get into the country.

Tim Stoll: Really? What happened? Does he have a record or something?

Raitis Ivanans: My dad is actually a bear, so…

Tim Stoll: Oh.

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Bob Scuderi (Rob’s Dad): Hey, Matjaz, your son’s really having a great start this year!

Matjaz Kopitar (Figure it Out): Yes, yes, my young apprentice has truly seen the power of the Dark Side.

Bob Scuderi: Yeah he rea- I’m sorry, did you say Dark Side?

Matjaz Kopitar: Yes, he thought I was mistaken but it turned out he was mistaken, about a great many things!

Bob Scuderi: Uh-huh. …Boy, that’s a pretty cool cell phone ya got there, is that one of those Droid things? I thought they weren’t supposed to come out for a while?

Matjaz Kopitar: Oh, I’m afraid this cellular phone is quite operational. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL phone!

Bob Scuderi: Hey, that’s pretty cool!

Matjaz Kopitar: I know, I can even update my Twitter! But now I’m sorry, my pathetic Rebel friend, that the time has come; now you will DIE! Hissssss!!!!

Bob Scuderi: …Please don’t point your fingers at me, Matjaz.

Matjaz Kopitar: Hissssssssss!!!!!!!

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Terry Murray: So Alexander, where’s your dad, I was kinda hoping to meet him.

Alexander Frolov: (Bursts into tears)

Terry Murray: (Slowly backs away)

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