Tim Stoll (Jarret’s Dad): So, Raitis, I’m sorry to hear your dad couldn’t end up making it, but I thought he was going to.
Raitis Ivanans: Well, I guess he ran into a little problem at Customs and couldn’t get into the country.
Tim Stoll: Really? What happened? Does he have a record or something?
Raitis Ivanans: My dad is actually a bear, so…
Tim Stoll: Oh.
Bob Scuderi (Rob’s Dad): Hey, Matjaz, your son’s really having a great start this year!
Matjaz Kopitar (Figure it Out): Yes, yes, my young apprentice has truly seen the power of the Dark Side.
Bob Scuderi: Yeah he rea- I’m sorry, did you say Dark Side?
Matjaz Kopitar: Yes, he thought I was mistaken but it turned out he was mistaken, about a great many things!
Bob Scuderi: Uh-huh. …Boy, that’s a pretty cool cell phone ya got there, is that one of those Droid things? I thought they weren’t supposed to come out for a while?
Matjaz Kopitar: Oh, I’m afraid this cellular phone is quite operational. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL phone!
Bob Scuderi: Hey, that’s pretty cool!
Matjaz Kopitar: I know, I can even update my Twitter! But now I’m sorry, my pathetic Rebel friend, that the time has come; now you will DIE! Hissssss!!!!
Bob Scuderi: …Please don’t point your fingers at me, Matjaz.
Matjaz Kopitar: Hissssssssss!!!!!!!
Terry Murray: So Alexander, where’s your dad, I was kinda hoping to meet him.
Alexander Frolov: (Bursts into tears)
Terry Murray: (Slowly backs away)