I go to the Ducks-Blackhawks game [...]. It was terrible: not only did the Ducks win, not only did Corey Perry extend his scoring streak, not only did the Blackhawks not score, but Kyle Calder (boo!) played well. Kyle Calder. [...] Also, it was funny that I went to the game with a bunch of Ducks fans and had to explain why they sometimes call off icing.