Via LGK: Everyone, now is the time to pray real hard for Brayden Schenn – Los Angeles Kings Hockey Fan Forum

I’ve never believed in God, and and I’ve always thought religion in general is a farce, but I’ve also always said that if there was one thing that would every make me turn to Jesus, it’s hockey. I’ve finally been led to the point where I seriously believe it’s time to pray, and I hope you all will join with me.

Dear Lord, we’ve never spoken before, and I’m not sure I’ve done anything to deserve what I’m about to ask for, but please consider ALL the long time suffering of all Kings fans when I say:

Lord, I humbly beg that you grant Brayden Schenn all the gifts, longevity and career that you bestowed upon Steve Yzerman, because Anze Kopitar and Dustin Brown couldn’t lead this team out of a paper bag with a compass, flashlight, and fire hose.

For ever and ever, Amen.

via Everyone, now is the time to pray real hard for Brayden Schenn – Los Angeles Kings Hockey Fan Forum.

 
  • Sam

    Well that’s a bunch of hooey on about five different levels.

  • https://accounts.google.com/ServiceLogin?service=mail&passive=true&rm=false&continue=http://mail.google.com/mail/&scc=1&ltmpl=default&ltmplcache=2 falmer

    Hooey galore! Tell me that wasn’t posted by Rob Blake.

    This makes me cringe.

    Quisp, it probably wasn’t your intention, but… thanks for reminding me why I don’t read the drivel posted on most of those other Kings fan sites.

  • quisp

    I just thought it was funny. Remember the wisdom of Phil Spector: 99% of everything is crap.

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