Comments on: Fat Broads You Regret Banging Win Stanley Cup

By: Quisp

Quisp — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 01:22:00 +0000

I have no doubt that he truly wants to hurt people. I was going to cover this, but it was knocked out of the park by theory_of_ice.

By: WantedPlayerX

WantedPlayerX — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 01:12:00 +0000

The whole gay/fat chick riffing is just crass and juvenile, so I can easily dismiss it as coming from some twenty-something twit, especially when he could well be speaking, or at least trying to speak, metaphorically. The problem, for me, is when he is apparently literal about wanting to hurt guys. Hit, yes, hit to damage, okay maybe, but I do not credit this single-neuron life-form with the ability to distinguish between the kind of hurt that slows a guy down in a game or a series and the full-blown-intentional-attack type of hurt that is a lasting injury. This guy thinks like Craig Muni and talks like Sean Avery, but he plays like a recently called up minor-leaguer that needs to “make his mark” and has a very limited skillset.

By: Quisp

Quisp — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 18:11:00 +0000

The problem is, what you just said was thoughtful and coherent.

By: BringBackTheShieldJersey

BringBackTheShieldJersey — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 13:47:00 +0000

On this one point–the kings are the fat broads–people are over-thinking this and taking it too personally. This type of regret is an old one, it comes the day after you take off the beer goggles. I thought it was a pretty accurate analogy, misogynist baggage included. The first girl I had sex with was gorgeous, no regrets there. But the first one I was intimate with, well not so much. But the opportunity for the experience was there, so I took it. It could have been better, though. He’s not really knocking the Kings–calling them a great organization–as much as he is realizing that he didn’t lose his virginity the right way. There’s an element of self-deprecation there.
And everyone get off their self-righteous high-horses: we ALL want to be with (really, really) hot, goregous, beautiful people.

By: JZarris

JZarris — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 03:49:00 +0000

Imagine if the Devils had won.

By: Quisp

Quisp — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 01:11:00 +0000

You know, my dyslexia reversed the sucking and the [expletive] so I totally missed that he was talking about sucking dicks. I thought he was talking about people who suck at hockey. I feel so stupid now.

By: Jack

Jack — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 00:54:00 +0000

To be fair, I think the ‘fat broad’ analogy was first brought up by the radio hosts and Cam just ran with it. Not that it makes him seem any less stupid. Especially when you notice that in that same Yahoo article that (on the topic of getting into other player’s heads) the hosts say, “If the guy was sucking [expletive] four weeks ago, you’re going to know about it.” Cam replies, “Oh, if he’s sucking [expletive] he’s getting his ass kicked.”

So, Cam Janssen, misogynistic and homophobic. Good signing Devils.