Because there is a lock-out coming and because I don’t have anything better to do, I took RudyKelly’s even-handed and well-reasoned commentary ont he “on-going” CBA negotiations, and ran it through Microsoft Word’s auto-summarize tool. I told Word to reduce it to a ten sentence summary. This is the result.
Hey, owners: fuck you. (Die.) Fuck you. Fuck you. You like to fuck yourself? Fuck you. I hate you I hate you I hate you. Fuck them. GODDAMMIT.
Fuck you.
That about covers it. Meanwhile, the Manchester Monarchs ought to be pretty good this year. That $199 price tag for a season pass (all Monarchs games streaming) is looking better all the time.
The Monarchs will have:
- Andrei Loktionov
- Jordan Nolan
- Slava Voynov
- Tanner Pearson
- Tyler Toffoli
- Andy Andreoff
- Thomas Hickey
- Robbie Czarnik
- Linden Vey
- Nic Deslauriers
- Jake Muzzin
- Brian O’Neill
- Martin Jones
Loktionov, Nolan and Voynov are the three waiver-exempt Kings. I assume they will play in Manchester, though they could go to Europe.
