I know they don’t. Because that would be hilarious. Wait. No, I know they don’t. But I did find myself wondering for about 10 seconds.
I actually work for the NHL in their “Humor” department and am doing a study to show that people actually like the NHL organization and have been doing this ever since I started posting. The pun guy and I are high fiving and then we’re going to go have a celebratory beer.
I wish there were an NHL Department of Humor. (1) It would explain so much. (2) I want to work there.