“LA Kings suck!” sees uptick in search results

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Welcome to LA Kings Suck! You are here either because you Googled “LA Kings suck” and it led you to this page, or because you were on another MCSORLEY’S STICK page and wondered why in **** anyone would have a page dedicated to the possibility that the LA Kings suck.

This page exists because LA Kings suck turns out to be one of the top search queries that lead people to this site. People like you, maybe.

I will start the ball rolling by offering a few reasons you might think the LA Kings suck: [more here]


  3 comments for ““LA Kings suck!” sees uptick in search results

  1. June 4, 2014 at 12:16 PM

    It’s wonderful irony of our day and age that a team never “sucks” until it is so successful that everyone agrees that it’s consequential. You don’t “suck” until people start resenting you for winning all the time (or it feels like you win all the time).

    Back when I was in school, the Kings really did suck and were still notorious for their history of mostly sucking. I met hockey fans from other parts of the country, and they pitied the Kings more than anything else, and pitied me as if I’d grown up like Oliver Twist, in an orphanage having to beg for more gruel every day.

    • June 6, 2014 at 9:01 PM

      I have often told my ten year old and his (now) peewee teammates that their dream is to grow up and have people yell at you that you suck and make signs about how bad you suck and dedicate blogs to your sucking, etc.. That’s success. Hey, a pun.

      • June 14, 2014 at 12:45 PM

        I hope your host server can handle it, because I think you’re going to get even more traffic after last night.;-)

        BTW, Quisp, when Dean Lombardi was nominated for GM of the year, I thought back to the title of your first blog. Sometimes Kool-Aid really is a mighty refreshing drink instead of something sinister. eh?

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