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Cut/Paste in its entirety: RudyKelly on today’s game sort of

    WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Man am I pumped for this game.  I’m a Kings man tried and true but I sure do love those Atlanta Thrashers.  There’s Ilya, of course, who is without a doubt my favorite non-Kings related hockey player in the league.  I don’t watch Ilya Kovalchuk enough to know if he’s good…

Scenes from the Father-Son Dinner – Battle of California

Genius: Tim Stoll (Jarret’s Dad): So, Raitis, I’m sorry to hear your dad couldn’t end up making it, but I thought he was going to. Raitis Ivanans: Well, I guess he ran into a little problem at Customs and couldn’t get into the country. Tim Stoll: Really? What happened? Does he have a record or…

Battle of California provides hockey tip of the day

Now, I don’t stick people in the nuts because it’s unsporting.  What I do instead, and this is only if the guy’s a little bitch, is slide the end of my stick up and down the crack of his ass.  It’s distracting as hell and how do you complain about that?  “What the fuck, Ref,…