Jacques Martin got on Sergei Kostitsyn today. “What the **** are you doing over there?” Martin bellowed. Later in the morning drills, Martin made a chalk-talk point and asked: “You got that, Sergei?” “This was really my first practice with…
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Training Camp Battles: 4th Line Agitator – Battle of California
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RudyKelly is funny: Instead of questioning the legitimacy of his birth for the thousandth time, I’d like to compose my feelings in a haiku: John Zeiler sucks balls And he eats babies for fun Enjoy Manchester via Training Camp Battles:…
Training Camp Battles: Enforcer – Battle of California
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King had a fight during the prospect game where he punched a Coyote so hard in the face that the guy just stopped fighting and skated away. I’d never seen that before. King won’t make the, uh, Kings this year…
This year, that’s a typo…
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…every other year since 2002, it’s not a typo, it’s policy: [The arrival of Scuderi and Smyth] appears to be a message from GM Dean Lombardi that the Kings are no longer building for the future, that anything less than…
Battle of California Name-Check Madness
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Do you enjoy wearing sweatpants, eating nacho cheese and not talking to women? Congratulations, you may already be a blogger! SBNation is looking for dedicated people to start up new blogs for the Los Angeles Kings and the Anaheim Ducks because…
From 5 4 Fighting: Tech Support for Drew Doughty
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5 4 Fighting said: Hey Doughty (if you’re reading this), call your mobile from another phone, when you hear your voice mail greeting, push #, you should be prompted to enter your voice mail password. Now you can continue to…
In which we ask Mark Messier about the Gary Coleman photo – Puck Daddy – NHL – Yahoo! Sports
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In which we ask Mark Messier about the Gary Coleman photo – Puck Daddy – NHL – Yahoo! Sports.
From Don Brennan @ The Ottawa Sun: Dany Heatley is a Spoiled Sniveling Suck-Hole
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It took more than a dozen weeks for the spoiled, snivelling suck hole to grant the media minions he looks at down his nose and the faithful fans who pay his salary a full 15 minutes of his precious summer…
BREAKING: Dany Heatley Requests Trade from Team Canada
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Apparently miffed that he was required to read aloud in preparation for Team Canada’s orientation camp, and irked by his reduction in ice-time over the last three years, Dany Heatley has asked to be dealt and has submitted a short…
Down Goes Brown: The NHL’s secret plan to regain its popularity – Toronto Maple Leafs Blog – Humor. Commentary. Despair.
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Hilarious: To better attract southern US fans, zambonis will now travel 190 mph, only turn left, and occasionally crash into the end boards and explode. via Down Goes Brown: The NHL’s secret plan to regain its popularity – Toronto Maple…