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From The Hockey News: Top 10 Roenick quotes [the two I liked anyway, plus bonus Patrick Roy retort!]]

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August 8, 2009

4. “I liked Patrick’s quote, (that) he would have stopped me. I wanted to know where he was in Game 3.  He was probably getting his jock out of the rafters of the United Center.” – On Patrick Roy after Game 4 of the conference semifinal between Chicago and Colorado in 1996. Roy’s retort:...
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emptynetters (emptynetters) on Twitter

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July 13, 2009

Can the Penguins just forfeit games against NJ with Lemaire back and spare us all the boredom? It’s only six games. via emptynetters (emptynetters) on Twitter. Evernote lets you save all the interesting things you see online into a single place. Access all those saved pages from your computer, phone or the web. Sign...
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Commenter “variable” causes laughter – Inside the Kings

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July 12, 2009

on paper…this team is better than we were at the end of last season…of course, ice hockey is not played on paper…it's played inside a television, w/really small humans and smaller equipment… via Jonathan Bernier interview – Inside the Kings . Evernote lets you save all the interesting things you see online into a...
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Vancouver’s State Of The Union – Nucks Misconduct

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July 10, 2009

- Gillis made a fat Wellwood joke. AWESOME. Suck it Pudge. via Vancouver’s State Of The Union – Nucks Misconduct. Sounds like the Kings “state of the franchise” town-hall-whatever was pretty tame by comparison. And Vancouver MADE the playoffs! Evernote lets you save all the interesting things you see online into a single place. Access...
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Dany Heatly [sic] Youtube Video [sick] – Hillarious [sic] | Toronto Sports Media Blog

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July 9, 2009

I had nothing to do with this. And I don’t know what Hitler is really saying, but he does seem to be upset with Dany Heatley. Can’t says I blame him. Dany Heatly Youtube Video- Hillarious | Toronto Sports Media Blog. Evernote lets you save all the interesting things you see online into a...
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The Poetry of the HF Boards

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July 6, 2009

I didn’t get to look at the HF Boards on the topic of the Smyth trade until it was all wrapped up with a bow on it. Here are the first several pages of comments, with minimal editing to reduce “noise.” Holy ****ing ****! So this is Deano’s big move predictable isnt he supposed...
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Chemmy (felixpotvin) on Twitter

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June 30, 2009

I will seriously never stop laughing at the fact that a player that demanded a trade still didn’t want to play in Edmonton via Chemmy (felixpotvin) on Twitter. Evernote lets you save all the interesting things you see online into a single place. Access all those saved pages from your computer, phone or the...
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Chemmy (felixpotvin) on Twitter asks the question:

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June 30, 2009

Has there ever been a player who demanded a trade and then invoked his NTC? via Chemmy (felixpotvin) on Twitter. Evernote lets you save all the interesting things you see online into a single place. Access all those saved pages from your computer, phone or the web. Sign up now or learn more. It's...
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Pension Plan Puppets (mlse) on Twitter

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June 25, 2009

Cory Clouston just called Heatley a liar. Awesome. Details, please. via Pension Plan Puppets (mlse) on Twitter. Evernote lets you save all the interesting things you see online into a single place. Access all those saved pages from your computer, phone or the web. Sign up now or learn more. It's free!  
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Matt Reitz (ViewFromMySeats) on Twitter

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June 25, 2009

The line of the day: @mlse What? Cammy wont resign? What a shocker… Sincerely, Every Kings Fan Alive via Matt Reitz (ViewFromMySeats) on Twitter. Evernote lets you save all the interesting things you see online into a single place. Access all those saved pages from your computer, phone or the web. Sign up now...
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