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KuklasKorner : Abel to Yzerman : Gary’s Wallpaper
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Fascinating, must-read: We’re going to say this one more time and I’m going to make it as clear as I can. No one here has claimed a “conspiracy.” No one has said Gary Bettman orchestrated a Pens Cup. It’s not…
Attention: Dean Lombardi Can Write – Battle of California
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I have no idea what he’s talking about. Lombardi is either the smartest man alive or a Hank Scorpio-esque villain and my opinion goes back and forth every day. via Attention: Dean Lombardi Can Write – Battle of California.
Kukla’s Korner: McLellan requests to return to Wings, Retroactive to April 1 (hilarious)
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In a stunning turn of events, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman on Monday accepted the request of San Jose Sharks coach Todd McLellan to return to the Detroit Red Wings. Unaware that the playoffs had even started, Bettman admitted that McLellan’s…
Ken Campbell @ The Hockey News: “Shhh, be vawy vawy qwiet…”
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When I close my eyes and listen to Andy Murray speak, I feel as though I’m listening to Elmer Fudd. via The Hockey News: Campbell’s Cuts: Campbell’s Cuts: Playoffs provide plenty of lessons.
Bloodstained Gary Bettman: ‘I Have Taken The Necessary Measures To Ensure A Crosby-Ovechkin Final’ | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source
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Addressing reporters yesterday in an unnervingly calm tone of voice, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman—his hands, face, and white-collared shirt covered in blood—said that any obstacle standing in the way of both Sidney Crosby and Alexander Ovechkin playing in the Stanley…