LA Kings Suck!

Welcome to LA Kings Suck! You are here either because you Googled “LA Kings suck” and it led you to this page, or because you were on another MCSORLEY’S STICK page and wondered why in **** anyone would have a page dedicated to the possibility that the LA Kings suck.

This page exists because LA Kings suck turns out to be one of the top search queries that lead people to this site. People like you, maybe.

I got to thinking that people like you — people who think the LA Kings suck — should not be denied their voice. So if you are here because you think the LA Kings suck, I hope that you will take the time to leave a comment to explain to the rest of us — and to others who think the LA Kings suck — why it is that you believe the LA Kings suck.

I will start the ball rolling by offering a few reasons you might think the LA Kings suck:

  1. You don’t think the LA Kings suck, but in fact were wondering in all honesty if in fact they might suck. The answer to this question is, obviously: sometimes. (If you are looking for a new team to root for, and would prefer one that doesn’t ever suck…good luck to you.)
  2. The LA Kings destroyed your favorite team in a playoff series and you are unconsciously projecting your own self-loathing onto the LA Kings.
  3. You are a long-suffering Kings fan and have noticed that, from time to time, and sometimes for years on end, the LA Kings have in fact sucked.
  4. You enjoy having a sports enemy, and you have selected the LA Kings.
  5. You heard someone say the LA Kings suck, and you are a joiner.
  6. The LA Kings stole your girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, child or pet.

Comments that would be deleted in other comments sections — as long as they are relatively clean — will be allowed to stand here. In fact, I would say, go for it.

This is your time to shine. 


  10 comments for “LA Kings Suck!

  1. April 12, 2012 at 9:48 AM

    Hello? No one? I guess we don’t suck. 

  2. okyouranidiot
    April 18, 2012 at 11:52 AM

    Brown is a diver! Penner is fat! Lombardi lies! Doughty looks like booger! Kompon sucks!

    • April 18, 2012 at 11:54 AM

      Okyouranidiot, you’re an idiot. 

      But if you mean booger from “Revenge of the Nerds”, you’re right about that. 

  3. April 18, 2012 at 11:54 AM

    …but i think you got that from me. 

  4. Tctmonkey
    June 9, 2012 at 8:14 PM

    They haven’t won a cup and they were formed in 1967.   Hell even the Ducks did it in ten years.  They couldn’t do it with Gretzky.  Seam like major suckage to me.

  5. July 5, 2012 at 11:21 AM

    Disappointed in the lack of hate.

  6. 275 RGR
    June 5, 2013 at 4:39 PM

    They suspended duncan keith, for slashing but roszeval is hit across the back of the head no call, dustin brown takes a shot at patrick sharp (did not have the puck).no call , carter takes a chop at keiths exposed hand no call, that’s why their win streak at is so good at home.

  7. RoyalAssassin
    July 16, 2013 at 9:30 PM

    kopitar koPITAR KOPITAR!…
    those are the three words bob miller knows how to say when he is commentating..
    does anyone else just watch on mute when they are forced to heard that putz?

  8. halojumper
    June 8, 2014 at 8:29 AM

    Why does kopitar look like zombie?

  9. halojumper
    June 8, 2014 at 8:36 AM

    Do the kings fans understand that you cannot hit a goalie and slash him? Crawford was hit twice no call somebody sneezes near quick and everybody has a shit attack. I suppose the nhl will make sure the kings will be a team of destiny.

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