If you haven’t seen it, you will. The officiating in this league is the most pathetic of anything just south of professional wrestling. But the league’s healthier than ever, eh Gary? Is this how you want your playoff games decided? I’m two games away from being done with this whole charade. … It’s just plain incompetence and we all…
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Kukla’s Korner: McLellan requests to return to Wings, Retroactive to April 1 (hilarious)
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In a stunning turn of events, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman on Monday accepted the request of San Jose Sharks coach Todd McLellan to return to the Detroit Red Wings. Unaware that the playoffs had even started, Bettman admitted that McLellan’s request was unprecedented and caught him off guard. “This was a surprise,” Bettman said. “But…
Bloodstained Gary Bettman: ‘I Have Taken The Necessary Measures To Ensure A Crosby-Ovechkin Final’ | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source
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Addressing reporters yesterday in an unnervingly calm tone of voice, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman—his hands, face, and white-collared shirt covered in blood—said that any obstacle standing in the way of both Sidney Crosby and Alexander Ovechkin playing in the Stanley Cup Final has been “taken care of.” “Sometimes you have to put the greater good…